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"I want to live in a world of peace- without conflict, like I've seen in my dreams..."
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"It's not why you're running, but where you're going
It's not what you're dreaming, but what you're gonna do
It's not where you're born, but where you belong
It's not how weak, but what will make you strong"
- U2 "Summer Rain"
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I'm a dhamphir that's in love with a vampire...I'm not worthy, and don't pretend to be...but still...
I cracked an egg of wisdom on my little brother's head. I wasn't at all surprised when he tried throw the yolk back at me and it broke on his face.
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"It's not why you're running, but where you're going
It's not what you're dreaming, but what you're gonna do
It's not where you're born, but where you belong
It's not how weak, but what will make you strong"
- U2 "Summer Rain"
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I'm a dhamphir that's in love with a vampire...I'm not worthy, and don't pretend to be...but still...
I cracked an egg of wisdom on my little brother's head. I wasn't at all surprised when he tried throw the yolk back at me and it broke on his face.
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